I woke up this morning to about one and half feet of snow on the ground. I called the University "NOW" line, where one can find out whether or not campus is closed. It was closed. And when it's closed, my building and the staff are considered essential staff. Basically because they make the people in the plant shovel. I don't do that. Because I don't do any snow-time activities. Due to my hate for snow.
I had called one of my bosses, and said that I wasn't going in. You know why? BECAUSE A CITY PLOW GOT STUCK ON MY STREET. I drive a tiny honda civic. I love her, but she just doesn't like the snow. And I hate driving in the snow. So I was like "No work for me!" My other co-worker had said she wasn't coming in either. Since I can't get back to sleep once my alarm goes off, I take a shower. And while I am in the shower, my phone rings. It's L. I call her back and this is how our conversation goes;
me: "Hi, what's up?"
L: "You need a ride?"
me: "I don't really want to go to work..."
L: "You need the money. I will come get you."
me: "but the university is closed! we shouldn't have to go in either!"
L: "Stop being lazy. What are you going to do all day?"
me: "READ! and watch it snow, while I laugh at all the idiotic people driving in this horrible weather."
L: "Just come to work. You will get paid for the whole day for fucking around."
me: "But it's boring there! I will be by myself."
L: "I will come pick you up and drop you off."
me: "FINE! poopface. I just got out of the shower, so I need to get ready. It will take me thirty minutes."
L: "OK, I will go and get coffee, do you want anything?"
me: "Not to go to work."
L: "Not happening."
me: "fine."
I get dressed and refuse to wear anything nice. I like to look nice at work, even though I am a student employee and I don't have to dress up. I like dressing up. I look cute! I put on a hoodie and a beanie, jeans and boots.
Twenty minutes later, my knight in shining armor is knocking on my door.
"UGHHHHH. I HATE THIS!" I say to her.
"Good morning to you too!" she says to me, so I turn around and kiss her "good morning."
She is rushing me the whole morning, and I am finally ready when she goes "wear your other blue beanie. I like it more. You look cute in it." I turn to her and go "oh jesus, fine."
So we go to work and I sit there for the full eight hours. Not really, my best friend of all time came up, and so she and her mother came a picked me up and we went to breakfast. But I spent my entire day reading. I finished my book that I had been trying to read for about a month. L calls me at work and says she has been plowing snow all day. No thank you.
We leave around three. Run a few errands before she goes cross-country skiing with our friend J and L's lovely ex, A. (shoot me). I want to learn to cross country skiing. I will probably like it more because I hate the whole tumbling down a hill feeling I get with normal skiing. So L said we will rent boots and ski's for me this weekend so I can try it.
"I don't have any snow clothes."
"Are you fucking kidding me?! Maybe I will give you my old ones and I will buy new ones."
So we'll see. It's kind of exciting. I am looking forward to it, if it actually happens. Everyone says I will like it, and I am willing to try it. I am all about new experiences. Hell, if it keeps snowing like it is, which its supposed to till THURSDAY (motherfuckingshitfuckdamncocksucker) then I can ski myself to work! haaa. right.
I am different than any other girl L has dated. Because I am feminine and don't go around building desks, or sheds, or anything like that. Which is good. Then she can do her shit without my wanting to help, and vise-versa. I think it's a good mix. And all her friends are like her and enjoy that stuff. I wouldn't mind learning, but I wouldn't make it a hobby of mine.
Anyway, it's still snowing. L is going to call me later tonight after her and J spend some time together. J is leaving Friday for the month. Hopefully I will stay with L tonight, and she can take my ass to work again. Because we are supposed to get more snow and I don't want to drive in it.
She's a good butch. ;)
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